exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

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1 month ago 391,447 notes

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

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1 month ago 208,041 notes

flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

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1 month ago 317,498 notes

"I used to believe that prayer changes things, but now I know that prayer changes us and we change things."

- TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

1 month ago 574 notes

nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

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ganjasims:

Silas: Babe, these are turnin out soo good….Damn, my girlfriend is hot!

Carmen: Girlfriend, huh?

Silas: Hell yeah…

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And die with a smile. Don’t show the world how alone you’ve become. ✨. #ss #selfiesunday #theweeknd

1 month ago

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

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2 months ago 186,470 notes

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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2 months ago 336,908 notes

forni-kate:

when i email my instructors i always try to be so polite/intelligent and they hit me back with shit like “ok c u thurs”

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2 months ago 105,701 notes

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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2 months ago 600,566 notes
Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me: don't
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
Me:
Uterus: happen
2 months ago 162,693 notes

latteinparis:

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

shit

Well shit man

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